Gallery

Admiral Bettis

Johnny Wooden Spoon with his
first shot of the week

The first toss

Colonel Walnuts admires his first drive

Gomez lines up a putt

1-2-3-4, US Marine Corp!

And then misses it

Shabby, very shabby....

.... and shabbier still. Greg on his way to Johnny Hangover.

Cheer up lads, it's only the first day!
Andy and Gomez anticipating being in the group of death.

Mr Whippy and his spaghetti sticks

First group out on the first tournament day

Second group out

Last group out

Degsy on his way to his first title

Why's Wellsy playing from in front of the tees?
Oh, that's his second!

And now playing 4.
 Tony winning Johnny Driver.

Horrible excavating more of Portugal
with his driving iron

Bruce launches a monster drive

The Contenders

The Crick Neck Group

The Group of Death

Down to the last in the GOD

Wellsy just loses out to Andy