scotland '92
| Player | Initial Handicap | JG Handicap | JG Points | Agg Points |
| A Newton | 45 | 43 | 43 | 248 |
| B Edwards | 18 | 27 | 40 | 212 |
| D Girdler | 18 | 26 | 37 | 215 |
| S Grazier | 3 | 15 | 31 | 187 |
| D Bruce | 18 | 24 | 29 | 213 |
An eventful trip and the first sign of a rapid decline in moral fibre for Horrible. Not content with treating us to a ghastly meal in Euston, putting us on the night train to Scotland, poisoning us further with a meal of plastic smoked salmon on arrival in Edinburgh, but then he arranges the tourament round in some field. A sign of things to come. Still, at least he didn't try buying clothes at Gleneagles and putting them on the shared room bill, eh Stuart?